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i feel sick holy fuck

What the fuck? Why does this make me feel out of place for not wanting to rape anyone? Am I just that nice of a guy, or just that socially abnormal? Hmm…

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fuckyeamypoliticalopinion:

Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?

Anyone. Please. Tell me why. 

Because I just don’t fucking see it. 

It is quite obviously not the greatest country in the world. A fact that is obvious to anyone who is paying attention.

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GOD DAMN IT WHO DECIDED TO LET ME USE AUDACITY

I CAN’T
THERE IS NO BREATHING HAPPENING ON MY PART
OSSFJOIJSFOSIJDSDFM 

HAHAHAHAHAH oh my god fuck cfghujim

WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR HAHAHAHALMFAOOO

WHY IS THIS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL!?

Hahaha >.<

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sorting0things0out:

They died off when the asteroids hit, toasting them to perfection, and they were nommed to extinction by all the other critters. This logic is incontrovertible, and you can’t prove it’s not true. We can know for sure they existed because we feel their presence, we have a relationship with them thats all we need as proof.

So that’s the presence I kept feeling? I thought it was gas…

Despite being a tenured librarian, 50-year old Michael Wilson was fired a few weeks after he refused to sign the Shorter University’s new contract which included alifestyle statement which required all employees to reject homosexuality.

Rome News-Tribute reports that along with the contract, Wilson submitted a letterin which he said:

“Please find enclosed for your reference a copy of my signed employment contract for the 2012-2013 school year; the original document has been submitted to the Provost’s office. As you can see, I have redacted Clause 10; I believe, for reasons that should be obvious, that the provisions therein constitute a grave violation of the principles of academic freedom and tenure, core values in academe that were formerly embraced by the University’s administration.”

Wilson was officially terminated on May 31st, according Save Our Shorter. Twenty days after submitting a signed contract with the particular clause marked out, he received a note by then Shorter University Provost Dr. Craig Shull on May 23rd stating:

“Dear Michael, 
Shorter hereby accepts your resignation effective May 31, 2012.
We wish you the best of luck in the future.
Sincerely,
Dr. Craig Shull, Provost.”

As he had not resigned, Wilson challenged the claim, saying he had not turned in a resignation but had signed an amended version of the contract.

According to SaveOurShorter.com, Shorter University President, Dr. Don Dowless wrote in a letter back to Wilson saying, “Shorter had not received a valid, fully-executed contract for continued employment. Since you have not returned a valid contract, you do not have a contract for the upcoming academic year.”

Wilson’s contract was therefore not renewed and on May 31st after finishing the terms of his previous contract, he officially left Shorter University.

I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don’t want to be another ‘I-don’t-care-ican’
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American